Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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