The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
did i just pee glitter
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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