yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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