Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
