So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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