There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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