omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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