so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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