bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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