Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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