Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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