Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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