We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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