Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize