Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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