Swine flu is the new snow day.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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