Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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