I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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