people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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