I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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