Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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