Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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