did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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