Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My vagina is very pro this idea
Randomize