hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
home. puking in laundry basket.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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