I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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