What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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