Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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