She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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