Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
