Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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