you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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