I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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