508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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