Need sex. Gaining weight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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