But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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