I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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