He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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