How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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