Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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