ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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