What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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