Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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