i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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