Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
