:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
