Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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