Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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