i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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