I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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