I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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