I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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