Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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