That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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