So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
this boner is exhausting
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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